Got a house that looks like a tornado f#$%ed a hoarder? Need someone to haul your ass around town without driving like a maniac or asking stupid questions?
I clean thoroughly, organize ruthlessly, and drive safely. No fake "sparkle and shine" promises — I get my hands dirty so you don't have to. Dust, grime, clutter, ... I'll handle it. Closets,garages, kitchens, bathrooms — I don't half-ass anything. If your place needs a reality check and a deep clean, or just a weekly dusting, I will grateful to be given the opportunity!
Driving services: errands, airport runs, grocery hauls, doctor appointments, or just getting your drunk ass home safe. I have a clean record, reliable vehicle, and zero tolerance for bullshit on the road. Discreet, punctual, and judgement free!
Serious inquiries only. Same day or Schedule. No weirdos, no flakes, no "massage for cleaning" trades. I'm here to work, make your life easier, and get paid. References available for the skeptical.
Text or call Nat
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