I got two big flaws:
1.) I'm in abject poverty
2.) I feel an irrational and all-consuming terror and panic anytime I'm in the presence of another person.
I don't know what to do. I will get evicted unless I can pull together $1200. I can lift 130 lbs. I will do any form of manual labor for any salary. I am desperate. However, I will seem weird and stiff and formal and will struggle with conversations/casual chit chat. I'm not unfriendly; I am just really really scared of you. I'm totally solid working alone. I don't mind security cameras so you know I'm not scamming you. I just can't breathe or think when someone looks me in the eyes.
I also am selling any and all my possessions. Any amount of money would be gratefully accepted in exchange for any form of value you may derive from me. Take advantage of it and give me $14 for 8 hours of work or something ridiculous. Please, go for it! There is nothing more daunting than the prospect of going back to the shelter and sharing a bedroom with 5 other people. My muscles never unclenched for a single second. I don't know how to function but I am willing to devote my best full effort to any task I'm given. Thank you!